A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!”
The cop asked, “What’s he like?”

The little boy replied, “Beer and women with big boobs.”

You appear lost like the little boy. Perhaps a random joke will help.

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